Mystery Trash

Do you like surprises? I know I don't. But I like giving them. So if you like getting them, consider becoming the proud new owner of a hand-selected piece from my signature collection: the Trash Collection. I've scoured dumpsters across the nation excavating the finest of finds and most peculiar of prizes. Now you can enjoy the fruits of my trash-sifting labor without the risk of hepatitis.

Choose from small, medium, or large. Add $1 for gift wrap. Send with a personal story or a revealing secret for a tailored surprise.